No more excuses.
I will forever reblog this
It’s sort of horrifying that we all know what they’re talking about without them really saying it.. that it’s become that much of a norm in our society that we just know.
oh my god this means the cast of SVU hung out with Amy Poehler and talked about amazing things and did amazing things and I’m so happy.
this is me right now.
Not even cooking dinner tonight excited me.
I’ve never chopped a leek more sad before.
Outfit choice range becomes incredibly limited when you haven’t been able to shave your legs for two weeks
Stalking people i used to date on facebook broadly flies between the spectrum of incredibly life affirming and horribly depressing.
Tonight it mostly seems to be life affirming which is always a good sign.
the other night a guy stayed over and he found a compass in my room and then when we banged he kept calling me captain and asking me to navigate and that’s when I knew it wasn’t gonna work
What you’re ridiculous I would have started acting like a pirate and be like “ARGH IM GONNA PLUNDER YOUR BOOTY” then stick my finger in his butt.